Streaker

About ten year ago we had what they calls a streaker here in Harper. He were a man around fifty year old and he lived alone in a house trailer down by the lake. We all knowed he were strange but nobody ever thought he would have run around without no clothes on. Actually he warn't completely naked; he were wearing black socks. The sheriff were called right off and sent three deputies out to round up this fellow. It taken them a long time because nobody wanted to touch him. They finally forced him into the back of the patrol car using cattle prods. Now heres the real strange part. That man (I reckon y'all sees how I ain't calling no names) wouldn't take off his socks. He didn't want nobody to see his feets. We figured he must have some real bad athletic foots or missing or mangled toes or something like that. When they finally forced off the socks after a few days, it turned out there warn't nothing at all strange about his feets. He claimed he just warn't the kinda man what would run around completely naked.