Two Kinds of Food

I reckon y'all heard about the food pyramid. I think it were invented by some Pharaoh in old time Egypt. I don't cotton to it. I believes there is only two kinds of food: food what are good for you and food what is good to you. By good to you I mean food what you like. By bad for you, well I reckon y'all know what that means. Now the trick are this; find what is good for you and make it taste like the food what is good to you but bad for you. Dorothy are a genius when it come to doctoring up foods. She can make almost anything taste good. She makes hamburgers out of turkey or vegetables and she can flavor it up where you don't miss the real thing all that much. Her vegetables are spiced up and made to be pleasing to the tongue. She has done good on almost all veggies, but I reckon I'd have to say brussels sprouts are a work in progress.