While Voting Today

Yesterday I seen on the TV where somebody working at the polls in another state got upset when a

person come in wearing a sweatshirt what said MIT. She thought it were advertising for a president candidate name of Mitt. Dorothy tells me MIT are a college up north for real smart peoples. Today at our voting place we seen a woman working there wearing a sweatshirt what said DELAWARE. This are another college up north and also a state. It happens we got a woman name Della Ware what are running for a seat on the county commission. And it happens the woman in the DELAWARE shirt are a sister of the woman named Della Ware. Somebody called the sheriff and he made her go home and change. She come back wearing a shirt what said PABST. We ain't got nobody with that name around here; not that I ever heard of.