Liars

Now I ain't gonna try to tell y'all we ain't got some liars in Harper, but most of 'em is just fibbers. They ain't a outright liar. But James G. Fogglitz are a real boney fide liar. He has told more lies than Carter have liver pills. And he are unapologitz it about it. According to what I heard him say in the barbershop just yesterday he were a tight end for the Los Angles Rams back when they were in that city. Ain't nobody believe him anymore. Except his wife Merline Sue. But she are so gully bull she believe purty much anything. She told me once she had it on the best authority that man ain't never landed on the moon. She said it were all filmed in Arizona. I asked her how she were so sure and she said 'cause she had been to Arizona and there was parts of it what looked just like what she seen on the TV. She were so certain I was coming close to believing she were right. But I snapped out of it when I were no more than two blocks away from her.