Local News:
-The Saturday "Clean Up Harper" event was canceled due to perfect weather. It was so nice everybody went fishing.
-Mary Merkle has her sister visiting from Op, Alabama. It's her first time back in Harper since she lost her footing and fell in the lake. Welcome back, Monica. We quit laughing long ago.
-Harper Drugs will continue to give a gold fish in a glass fish bowl with every purchase of Super A-Z Vits. Mr. Wilmer, the druggist, says they over-bought the fish and will continue till all are gone. Any of you whose fish died can come in for a replacement. Please do not bring in the dead fish. He will take your word for it.
Travel News:
-Dorothy Whitmire called from Asia last week to say she and Harvey Lee are having a good time. They are on a cruise in the South China Sea. She says Harvey Lee is a little disappointed about all the tall buildings everywhere. He says if he wanted to see tall buildings he could have just gone to Houston or Atlanta. He is also disappointed that nobody knows a thing about sweet tea.
You've got to put this in a book.
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