An Alarm That Works

Ledlowe Bunches is a kinda inventor. Nothing big, just little things that make life simplier for himself and his family. His latest is a real special alarm clock designed especially for his wife, Maudelle. Now the way Ledlowe works is that he looks at a problem, studies it thoroughly, and then comes up with a solution. It seems his wife was having a hard time waking up in the morning and they tried every kind of alarm clock available on the market. Everything from foghorn loud to flashing lights. Nothing would rouse old Maudelle and Ledlowe who slept upstairs would hear the alarm and have to come down and get his wife up on a daily basis. Ludlowe come up with the idea that based on the fact that the reason he was sleeping upstairs in the first place was because his snoring kept his wife up at night. So, he invented this alarm that made a sound just like a man's snoring. He never tells how his stuff works it just does. And work it did. Maudelle was up and running at the first snore, but not before letting out a stream of cuss words all directed at her husband for the atrocious noise he was making. I asked Ledlowe, "With all your inventive skills, why didn't you just come up with something to stop your snoring." He said, "I may be good, but I ain't that good."