Leddie Sue the Tomboy

Like I told y'all, Leddie Sue are home from spending twenty-two years in the state jail. Y'all can read back about all that. Now, I wanted to tell y'all a little more about Leddie Sue so you could maybe put a little sense to what all happened. Leddie Sue were a tomboy growing up. She went hunting and fishing with the menfolks in her family and were real good at sports. She were a good shot what makes it hard to understand how she missed her husband and shot her brother-in-law. But that's what she done. Now I'm here to tell y'all all that tomboy stuff come to a screeching halt when Leddie Sue entered into the age of accountablity. She not only blossomed; she come to a full-out bloom. Instead of hanging around the gun store she were spending her time at the cosmetic counter. And it paid off in some regard 'cause she turned into a real beauty queen. She won the Miss Harper contest and come in second in the Miss Mississippi contest. Turned out they just couldn't accept her talent part. They said she were the best whistler they ever heard, but there never were no whistlers in the Miss America contest. All this is when Wilbur James McLemore set his sites on Leddie Sue and determined to marry her. Next time I'll tell a little about Wilbur James and the hold his mama had on him.