Roswell, NM

We really wondering about what Leddie Sue are up to. Her letter home come with a picture from Roswell, NM. She ain't been gone too long from Chattanooga and we starting to doubt she all the places where she say she is. Especially since she told us things ain't always what they seems. Somebody was telling me the other day about this football player Plastico Burgess what went to prison and got into the habit of reading and has read near bout a hundred books in the last few years. We figured Leddie Sue may have got in the habit of computers and learnt how to do all kinds of things. Things like making it look like she is where she ain't.
Roswell, NM are a real familiar place to us. We had a woman what lived in Harper for several years, back in the fifties and sixties, what come from Roswell. I don't know if all y'all knows about the spaceship what they claim landed in Roswell back in 1947. Well we got to thinking about it and we kinda figured this woman might have been on that spaceship. Because:
1. She claimed she couldn't remember the first twenty years of her life.
2. She were kinda funny looking with big bulgy eyes and sort of lizard skin.
3. Nobody never saw her eat nothing.
4. She talked with what we called a mixed accent. Some words was pronounced like German and some was pronounced like French or Italian or Spanish.
5. Her hair always looked the same but she warn't never spotted at the beauty parlor.
6. She were the only person in Harper what didn't belong to a church.
7. She didn't work nowhere but always had plenty of money.
8. She never were known to go out into the sun.
9. Coon hunters was said to come upon her walking through the woods in the middle of the night.
10. This blue glow were often seen coming from her house.