Two-Timer

Amy Jean, Leddie Sue's sister, went through a short period of grieving after Leddie shot her husband, Albert. But it didn't last no longer than till Wilbur James, Leddie's husband, what she meant to shoot instead of her brother-in-law, got a divorce. Next thing you know him and Amy Jean run off together and got married. They was living in Florida last I heard. Now I ain't sure exactly what a two-timer are but some peoples say Wilbur James are one. And other peoples say Amy Jean were the one two-timing. I reckon it don't matter none. What the problem are now is Leddie Sue are apparently out to get 'em both. Ain't much you don't know about peoples here in Harper. And if there are something you don't know you can find out from Francine Farris. She found out that Leddie Sue bought a one-way ticket to Pensacola and were seen climbing on the bus last night. The woman what works at the ticket counter at the bus station reported that Leddie Sue had a real strange look on her face like somebody what had a mission to do. We all hoping it ain't a mission what were interrupted twenty-two year ago by a misplaced shot.