Hungry Games

Ever body 'round here is piling into their cars and heading to the nearest picture show what is showing The Hungry Games. It come from a book what I ain't read and so I don't know exactly what it's about. But we had a thing a while back what we called the Hungry Games. Bilbo Wilkes and Ashmont Barnes, two hunting buddies, was always arguing when they come in out of the woods 'bout which one were the most hungriest. What they figured were the one what could eat the most food had to be declared the hungriest and the prize were a box of shot gun shells. Dorothy helped out by making Dagwood sandwiches and other big food items for the two pals. We all gathered around and watched them stuff they selfs. Bilbo won more times than he didn't 'cause he were bigger and had a bigger belly. But the last time Ashmont won 'cause Bilbo run out of money and wouldn't nobody loan him any. Not 'cause we is selfish, but 'cause we needed for Ashmont to win now and then; just to change things up a little, don't ya know?