Dim Watts

I seen this thing on the interweb yesterday what said: While awake, a human brain can generate enough energy to power a light bulb (between 10-23 watts.) It kinda got me to thinking. Have y'all ever seen a 25 watt bulb in action? A room lit by a bulb of that size are dim and pinky looking. Them number of watts don't hardly give out enough light to find your book much less read it. If we all walking 'round with brains under 25 watts (a lot of 'em way below that) how do we ever figure out anything. No wonder we always making the wrong choices if we can't see bright enough to decide what one are the right one and what one are the wrong one. We got this fellow 'round here, Carlos Dean Watts, what are known for his bad choices. He's married the wrong woman, four times. He's been in ever multi-level marketing scheme what come to his door. He's bought into gold mines, silver mines, swamp land in New Jersey, and he were once going 'round bragging 'bout how he owned four feet of the Golden Grate Bridge. His name were Carlos Dean, but we all called him by a nickname: Dim. Dim Watts. I reckon the world would be a better place if we could figure our a way to feed our brains up to at least 60 watts.