His Computer Are a Abacus

Steelie Bryant are a smart guy, but he ain't real quick with his smarts. Last week we was sitting at the barber shop talking mostly about them NFL referees. The barber, Neals Smorgenson, were saying any one of his brothers or sisters could have made a better call than them artificial officials. Steelie asked Neals how many brothers and sisters he had and Neals said he were proud to say he had six brothers and three sisters. And Steelie said it must be nice to come from such a big family. Well, Neals said that warn't the half of it. Ever one of his brothers also had six brothers and three sisters and his sisters all had seven brothers and two sisters. Steelie thought for a minute and said he needed to get his computer out of his backpack and figure all this out. He pulled out what they call a abacus and started jiggling them little beads up and down on their rods. After a few minutes Steelie said he wouldn't have time to figure it all out and he would just go with the fact that Neals come from a real big family. What did y'all eat he asked Neals. Neals said they had a special permit from the game commissioner to kill all the deer, rabbits, and squirrels they could get. And they could fish all they wanted to. No limits. I seen Steelie yesterday and he were still talking about it.