Sharp Colors

Cletus, the guy what I were watching football with, is in love with bright colors, or what he calls sharp colors. As soon as he gets home with a new car or truck he commences to start painting it. He's got all the spraying equipment and stuff. The car he come over in were painted a bright, or sharp, yellow. His truck are green as a much-watered yard. Even his wife car are painted Pepto-Bismol pink. And she ain't working for that company what sells ladies face paint and gives peoples pink Cadillacs. He says it's so he won't have to search for his car in parking lots, but I know that ain't right cause he don't drive to no parking lots that big anyway. And he dresses the same way: yellow, red, bright blue and green sport coats with bright pants what may or may not match. Considering his politics and other view points, I reckon them colors are the only way he can claim to be bright, or sharp for that matter.