Finding the Salesman Out

Leslie Faye Schultze (that warn't her real married name 'cause she added a "e" on the end of Schultz after her husband run off) were spending a extra lot of time in New Orleans. She claimed she were looking for dresses for young womens what was getting married and for them girls what walk down the aisle with them. She were really spying on that salesman. She asked around drug stores and finally found a druggist what knowed him and know kinda where he lived, but he didn't know much 'bout the private life of this young fellow. His home are were down in the French Quarter, a old section of New Orleans filled with cafes and bars and lot of tourists. After asking around down there she found the boarding house (really a long stay hotel) what were the home of this salesman. Leslie Faye had took one of them long yellow writing pads what were left behind by her lawyer husband when he took off. He left pretty well ever thing in his quick escape. Well, she went to the hotel and told the woman what was the manager she were working for the Empire Soap Company and were looking for womens to try out a new soap for washing clothes. The manager told her the hotel were a all-men hotel and there warn't no women living there. That were what Leslie Faye were looking for but it didn't come close to satisfying her. Not by a long shot.