More on Curtis Ray Ickleburg's Hearing

I got to be real careful on this one 'cause there is bad words involved, but I think I can tell y'all what happened and not talk no dirt. If y'all remember I were telling you 'bout Curtis Ray Ickleburg getting things real mixed up 'cause he hears so bad. And I told y'all a jar were put out in the barbershop to get money for a hearing aid. Well the moneys is getting more and more 'cause of what happened down at the Pack-a-Sack. Curtis Ray's wife, Mozelle, sent him off with a list of things to get and as he were just out the door she remembered one more thing she were short on. She yelled out the door to Curtis Ray, "And get me a large bottle of household cleaner." Well Curtis Ray thought she were needing something to wash a part of the body what nobody (nobody with a clean mouth) would ever say. He thought on it all the way to the store and what he come up with were if Mozelle would say them words, being the good Christian woman she were, it must be okay in today's changing world. So he walked right up to the lady in the store and asked her where he could find a large bottle of some such product. She turned bright red and told him to go to the drug store down the street. And he did. The druggist figure out that Curtis Ray were just hearing wrong so he called Mozelle and asked what she were wanting. It warn't too long 'fore word were all over town. Yesterday the money in the jar were real close to a hundred dollars.

                                                Old fashioned hearing aid.