Leslie Faye Lets Loose

Two things you need to know 'bout Leslie Faye: one, she passed on to her heavenly rewards five year ago and two, her husband what run off were named Homer Ray. These is important in understanding what I'm 'bout to tell y'all. When Leslie Faye come back from New Orleans she started hanging 'round Dorothy's Cafe a lot. What she were doing were waiting for this drug salesman what I've been holding back his name from y'all. It's more important what his name warn't than what it were as y'all will soon see. He come in one day a week or so later and Leslie Faye were waiting for him. She got right in his face and told him he were living a false life, that he didn't have no wife, that all that stuff he'd been telling were just made up. Then what she done next were the thing what stood out. She called him Homer Ray and shifted off to talk 'bout how he had run off and left her. A couple of us had to pull her out of that poor salesman's face so he could get free and to his car. He left half his dinner sitting on the table unate. Next I'll let you know how Leslie Faye ended up.