New Year's Goals

I ain't one for New Year resolutions, but I do make goals ever year around this time. One of my goals this year are to buy me at least two pairs of pants. It ain't about the money; it are about me hating so much to go 'round trying on clothes. My old pants is getting raggedy and Dorothy has been pushed to making remarks about them, all the time. I wonder if all mens has this problem of hating to go shopping. Anyway Hollis says he will go with me and make my trip to the stores a lot less of a problem. I may even pick up a new shirt or two. Nothing fancy, doncha know?