Leslie Faye Keeps on Tracking

I reckon I better tell you that little drug salesman with the imaginary wife left us. He were good enough for his bosses to get him a quick transfer to West Texas. A lot of jokes went 'round, like he didn't have no problem moving his wife since she didn't have no packing to do and stuff like that; but mostly peoples just felt sorry for him. Leslie Faye were relieved enough to get back into a full time search for her husband what left her over a score of years ago. And she found him. Kinda. What she found were where he were buried. It were in Seattle, Washington 'bout three thousand mile from here. That's when she plotted her revenge. That's when she wrote out her will.
(Tomorrow: Leslie Faye's Revenge)