Pronouncing Things

One thing that always get to me is how people in other countries pronounce their letters. Like in Spanish making a "j" into an "h" or Germans saying a "v" when a "w" is as plain as day on a page. I reckon Vagner's dog vaged his tail to the vorks he vrote. This morning Cletus Mooreloft told us he was going out to California next summer to visit his daughter. He said, "She lives in San Joes." Marvin Mix corrected him, "Out there they pronounce a "j" like an "h", so it's San Hosea." Wendell Smyther asked Cletus when he was going and Cletus said, "I figure we'll go out in Hune or Huly."