Sectional Sofas

I don't know what we are gonna do with Harlow Booney. He's the fellow that got upset when they elected a Cardinal as pope. He thought they ought to have at least considered one of the Braves. Well, Harlow came into the barber shop today ranting and raving about C.K. Barnburn selling his single daughter, Piety Sue, a sexual sofa. He claimed she was a good girl but nobody needed to live their life with temptation sitting right in their living room. We told him the sofa was called a sectional sofa not a sexual sofa, but he couldn't pick up on the sound difference in the two words. Bill Board, the barber that has the last chair down by the coke machine, tried to explain further. He said, "It's just a sofa for people that want one that comes in pieces." Now that really set him off and he grabbed old man Wheeler's walking stick and headed down to the furniture store. Luckily C.K. was fishing that day.