My cousin over in Georgia called me last night. He had
waited in line for his driver’s license for over three hours and was exhausted.
Unfortunately, he had misread the basic instructions (his fault) and did not
realize he needed a copy of his birth certificate in order to prove he had been
born. My cousin is basically an optimist and provided me with a list of ten
things he learned whiled waiting in line.
1. There are shades of nail polish he has never seen before.
2. All deodorant does not have the same effectiveness.
3. Adults still read comic books.
4. A person should never get in any line without peeing
immediately before queuing up.
5. When they call out numbers like B24, somebody sooner or
later is going to yell BINGO!
6. People are fatter than he thought before this line up.
7. There are T-shirts that say almost everything.
8. It is 5 billion times easier to register for the vote.
9. Never. I mean never remove the dress from buttock crack
of the lady in front of you.
10. People will go through hell for the privilege of driving.
My cousin's new book tales of harper is available on Amazon Kindle.
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