Keeping Up With the Mowing

It's been raining a lot over here in Harper County and with that comes a need to mow at least twice a week. You won't find it written down in any book and it certainly can't be found in the Bible, but one of the biggest sins in the mind of people around here is a yard that doesn't get proper attention. If you want to be talked about at the barbershop or in the various sewing circles just skip a needed yard mowing. Jasper Leadbottom had his mower in the shop last week. To keep the gossip mongers off his back he painted up a big sign and erected it in front of his house.

SORRY FOLKS

MOWER IN THE SHOP

I hope it works for him, but I doubt it.