Mutt and Jeff

We got this couple what lives here, where the woman are 'bout twice as big as the man. Peoples call them Mutt and Jeff after them funny paper characters where Jeff were the big one and Mutt were littler. Of course Mutt and Jeff are both mens and this couple are man and wife. Well, the woman what are named Delilah and the man who are Murray is always fighting and the woman since she are the large one gets the best of her man ever time. She has had to brung him into the emergency room at Harper General on a regular basis. And last week the law had to be called to come out to the trailer what they lives in 'cause of all the ruckus. When Delilah was stood up before the judge he asked her if she loved her husband and she said, "Your honor, I love him more'n life itself." And the judge told her she sure had a funny way of showing it. And Delilah said, "Why judge, ain't you never heard of tough love. Dr. Phil talks about it all the time."