Noses and Drumsticks

Down at the Harper Lake Baptist Church they has this little stunt they does at the annual church party. What happens is they has bed sheets what has holes cut in them hanging across a room. The mens of the church gets behind the sheets and sticks their noses out through the holes and the womens try to see if they can pick out their husband. They has stools and benches set up so ever man are the same amount of tall. And you know what; a lot of womens can't tell what man are their husband. Now that ain't true when it come to fried chicken. When they has pot luck suppers, at least five or six womens brings fried chicken and it ain't hardly nobody what can't walk down the line and tell what chicken come with what woman, doncha know? Seems like ever body has their own special way of frying up a chicken. I reckon they needs to pay as much attention to their husbands faces as to their neighbors chicken.