Harper Lake

Harper Lake

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Elvis Spotted at the Piggly Wiggly

Elvis were seen coming out of the Harper Piggly Wiggly. But don't get too excited. The one what seen him may not be too reliable. It were Emma Jean Wiskborne. She's been known to see lots of peoples, living and dead, and ain't been know to keep it to herself. The sighting what stands out in my mind were when she seen that man from Mars. She were just getting off to sleep one night about ten year ago when this knocking come up against the door to her mobile home out yonder on Lakeside Drive. When she opened the door she seen a tall man wearing a bathrobe and a hat kinda like a football helmet. He had four little aerials coming out of his hat and was a shiny green color all over including his bathrobe. Emma Jean were left in a panic because she claimed the space man shined a light on her and sexually abused her. When we asked her how she knew she were abused that way, she said I seen where he pointed that light. Nothing ever come from it, I don't reckon, but I do get a little suspicious what she may be right when I look at her youngest son Jupiter. He's kinda green looking and acts real spacey.
Tomorrow: Elvis and What He Done for Harper

Hollis' 2010 Book List:
"Air Raid Nights and Radio Days" - Growing up in Indianapolis during WWII

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